Theo Epstein Was Once Busted on Security Footage TPing Jed Hoyers House – bleachernation.com

When roles change in a permanent way, you sometimes get the dirt. The real dirt. The good stuff people have been sitting on for years.

For example? Tucked into this Athletic piece on the departure of Theo Epstein and the ascension of Jed Hoyer is an anecdote about the time Epstein toilet papered Hoyer’s house. Yup. Real story. How do we know? Because Hoyer’s wife caught the hijinx on security camera footage:

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Apparently Hoyer called it a night a little too early, so Epstein and some other front office members let him know what is up. I’m crying.

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